[Sonic Stuff] Brazilian Company Offers Fake Facebook Girlfriends for $20 (Weird News)

Brazilian Company Offers Fake Facebook Girlfriends for $20

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Do you want to make your ex-girlfriend by hooking up with a hot chick on
Facebook? Are your parents pressuring you to go out and get a date? Are you
tired of being teased about not having a girlfriend? If any of this sounds
familiar, know that there's hope for you yet. It's called Namoro Fake, and
it's a Brazilian company that offers fake Facebook girlfriends, for a fee.

Just because you couldn't get a girlfriend if your life depended on it,
doesn't mean all your friends have to know about it. What if you could make
it seem like you're dating this beautiful woman, who seems crazy about you
that she leave romantic comments on your profile every single day? That
would probably make you look cool in front of your friends and maybe even
score some points with the ladies in real life, right? Well, that's
probably all the guys that are using Namoro Fake's services are thinking,
anyway. The Brazilian company offers guys the chance at a fake virtual
relationship for as little as $10. The relationship may not be real, but
the girls behind the profiles certainly are. Namoro Fake hires female
Facebook users to act as girlfriends, and apparently splits the proceeds
with them. Since you'll be sending them the exact messages you want posted
on your Wall, all they have to do is paste the messages and keep their
profiles active to make them seem more real. If you purchase the expensive
packages, they'll even list you in their relationship status. Users can
choose their girlfriend from various Facebook profiles listed on the
company's website.

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But why would you want to pay for a fake Facebook girlfriend? According to
Namoro Fake, there are a number of reasons: to make an ex-girlfriend
jealous, show people how quickly you've moved on after a breakup, stop
friends and family from pressuring and questioning you about a girlfriend,
or just to make you more attractive to real women and boost your
self-esteem. The company says their service fixes all of the above
problems, but you'll have to fork out some dough for it. The budget plan
costs just 10 Brazilian reals ($5), but it will only keep the flame alive
for 3 days, and includes just 3 comments from the girl. Then there's the 19
reals ($9) plan which ups the period to a whole week and 5 comments, the 39
reals ($20) girlfriend plan, also valid for a week, but which includes 10
comments and a relationship status. The "Virtual Girlfriend" package costs
99 reals ($48), is valid for 30 days and includes 30 comments and a
relationship status. Believe it or not, the service has been so successful
that there are currently no fake girlfriends available for hire.

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Namoro Fake only caters to guys looking for fake girlfriends, but it's
working on a similar service for women. The website makes it clear that
although there are real women behind the Facebook profiles, info on their
real identities will not be provided.

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