[Sonic Stuff] Long Handled Spoons

Long Handled Spoons

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A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord,
I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the
holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the
table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy
man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to
be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were
strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of
stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their
arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man
shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as
the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew
which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the
same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and
plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand.

"It is simple" said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they
have learned to feed each other. While the greedy think only of themselves.

"A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, and touches your heart."

"People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't
need to hold hands because they know the other hand will always be
there...."

"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of
battle."

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