[Sonic Stuff] Poor Husband Bad Luck Better Luck Next Time....( Joke )

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

 

Poor Husband Bad Luck Better Luck Next Time....

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we
had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!"

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